Five facts about David Hasselhoff-
1) David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill
2) David Hasselhoff coined the phrase "I could eat a horse" after eating every last unicorn in existance.
3) The popular video game Doom is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.
4) when David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a .45 Magnum hand gun and a bucket.
5) When David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walls away as an inferno erupts behind him.
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